Your Mother

Did you know the Real Edward Wells is a critically acclaimed Musician? Well, he is. Joined with myself and his brother Steve we created the Band Capstone. Titled such as we would most likely never do anything as good as it again. Which we haven’t.

As a band our albumology was short but the shear quality of the songs prevailed over our limited EP offering. Evenings and weekends were spent by the plenty, on recording covers of feeder and then correcting lyrics of classic songs to our whims. The pinnacle of our labour came in the form of several of our own titles such as, Eye of the Storm, Statue and last but not least, Your Mother. Your Mother is a song, as the title suggests, entirely about your mother. No one else’s, just yours. It is a homage to her brilliance, her beauty and of course her sexuality. Most of this is implied.

The Real Edward Wells can perform these hits and more for the low price of £150 plus travel expenses, and beer money.