I'm the real edward wells
Accept no imitations, I am the real deal, Edward Wells. Available for autographs, weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs and circumcisions
01 QUALITIES AS A MAN
I can sing the national anthem of Love
Cooking
75%
Cleaning
70%
Yomping
95%
Holding Hands
Pondering Philosohy
Watching Traffic
Blowing Kisses
85%
80%
85%
80%
02 GALLERY
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03 TIMELINE
2016
THE PROPOSAL
The Marine life leaves Ed with a bad back, and lots of tired old bones. He just about manages to get down on one knee though, and pops the question to Alex...
2011
ROMANCE BECKONS
Alex Lang springs into young Edward's life. He rallies round his friends to find the ultimate pick-up line. He fails. Alex however sees through to his true potential. A young fit, buff, Royal Marine Commando... What more could a girl ask for!!
2003
THE MARINE CORE
In World War II
the average age of the
combat soldier was 26
In Llantrisant, he was 19
N-n-n-n-nineteen
Well ok, he was 21...
2001
MANHOOD
Edward discarded Education like a used condom, he was done with all those squares.
1994
FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOMS
The Real Edward Wells met his life long friend and partner in crime, Rhyd.
1988
STARTED SCHOOL, LIKE A BADASS
They tried to teach him, tried.
1982
BORN IN A MANGER
In true Biblical Style, The Real Edward Wells was born.
CONTACT
Are you sick of all those other Edward Wells' arriving at your function? It can really ruin your special occasion, so settle for nothing less than the Real Edward Wells and book Now!
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Tel: +44 7702 789771